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Joke of the Day

"If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."

"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"

"I'll never understand why anyone would buy one of those flesh-colored Volkswagen beetle cars, it's like driving a giant testicle."

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"

"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."

"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."

"No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"

"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"

"How do Mexicans cut their Pizza? With Little Caesars."