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Joke of the Day
"Kill them with kindness, you say? *slowly and sadly puts down bazooka*"
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"I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages. As a European, I only see fl oz."
"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."
"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""
"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""
"What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting? Octopied"
"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"
"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."