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Joke of the Day
"Kill them with kindness, you say? *slowly and sadly puts down bazooka*"
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"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."
"I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai"
"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A solid 10, but imaginary"
"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"
"What did The Mandrain say when he told his wife he'd stop masturbating? You'll never see me cumming."
"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"
"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"
"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."