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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"

"Trump is still #1 in Polls after the Republican Debate Oh wait, wrong sub-forum."

"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."

"A Bitter Army Veteran storms into a classroom and shouts ""If it weren't for me you'd all be speaking German!"" ""That's right"" replies the German teacher."

"You know what always brings me down? Gravity."

"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"

"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."

"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"

"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."