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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"

"Two black guys are playing a game. One of them jumps off a cliff and the other shoots himself. Who won? The government for having to pay welfare for two less people."

"What's your best math/science pick up line?"

"Using the domino's pizza tracker app seems like a great way to carjack someone you know isn't going to put up that much of a fight"

"The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial."

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"Don't you hate when someone without kids tells you how to parent? I think I know how much alcohol my kids can handle."

"I have Tindr hair.... It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results."

"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"