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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"
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"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"
"Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize."
"You know those giant sunflowers? The really tall ones? With the big, brown center? I killed my grandparents. And the yellow petals?"
"WIFE: Not your eyes! You dont have to prove it anymore GUY WHO CLAIMS HE PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING: *thru tears* I made a commitment babe"
"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers"
"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"
"If you don't want to play with me I'll just play with myself! - Overheard in 2nd grade today... Me too kid, me too."
"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"
"What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks? Afroturf."