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Joke of the Day
"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"
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"My punchlines are like lost baggage... you should get them in a couple of days. - George Watsky"
"Cop - ""sir, are you a salamander?"" Me - [is 9 inches long. enjoys a mixed diet of earthworms, flies, beetles and vegetation]"
"Didja hear about this new rum for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof."
"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"
"If being sexy is a crime then I'm not committing one."
"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"
"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."
"If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die"
"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"