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Joke of the Day

"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"

"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."

"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."

"Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman."

"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."

"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."

"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."

"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."

"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""

"My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her. I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."