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"What do you call a good joke on Reddit? Unoriginal"
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"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."
"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"
"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."
"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."
"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"
"You're so ugly that when they went looking for flight MH370 black box they found your vagina"
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"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"