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Joke of the Day
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
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"There will be no documentation of the 1990's... ...Because only 90's kids will remember"
"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."
"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "
"When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
"I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color."
"Dude you're like my fridge... Super cool. (Best used when a friend is bragging about themselves)"
"I cut so much rug... ...that I had to open a PLPD policy on my feet."
"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."