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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."

"What do black Eskimos live in? A nigloo."

"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"

"A Native American walks into a busy restaurant. The hostess asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command."

"Two soldiers are in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""blubblublbublub""."

"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."

"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"