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Joke of the Day

"womens rights Lol"

"What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."

"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"

"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""

"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."

"1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding."

"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."

"[roommate watching me get ready] dont take that with you ""why not"" why would you ""it'll be fine"" [hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]"

"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."