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Joke of the Day
"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."
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"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"
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"What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common? Both think the shorter the better."
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"The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish... You're bound to get off on the Wong foot."