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Joke of the Day

"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"

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"Three old men are sitting on a bench One says, ""Windy today."" Another says, ""No you idiot, it's Thursday."" The third one says, ""Me too. Let's go get a beer."""
"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
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"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."
"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"
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"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"