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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."
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"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."
"A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."""
"Hitlers gonna hitl"
"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."
"Kids wouldn't stop shooting me. So I took their guns and *nerfed* them."
"My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it."
"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."
"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"
"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."