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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews? /r/news"
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"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"If breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. What would have to break to give you 18? a condom"
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian."
"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"
"Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52""."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race."