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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions they should kill a lion."
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"To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run!"
"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"
"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."
"Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead."
"What do you call a camel with three humps? pregnant"
"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"
"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."
"I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something to read while i'm in the shitter."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"