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Joke of the Day

"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."

"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."

"I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are ""so true"" for a while."

"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"

"Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P"

"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."

"Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog"

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense"

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."