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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
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"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"
"Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."
"""Jess is coming over"" ""Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-"" *Gets stabbed to death* ""Yes"""
"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."
"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."
"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."
"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."
"Could eating a lot of spaghetti make me a better dad? I suppose it's pastable."