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Joke of the Day

"How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry."

"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."

"How did the potato get back from the party? It booked a Tuber."

"Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!"

"2016 took so many beautiful, talented men I've loved my entire life. Seems unfair that I still have to dodge my ex at the grocery store."

"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."