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Joke of the Day
"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."
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"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."
"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"
"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
"Where do animals go when their tails falls off? The retail store"
"What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common? They're both pieces of china."