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Joke of the Day
"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."
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"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
"Me: ""Can I buy you a drink?"" Her: ""I have a boyfriend."" Me to barman: ""A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."""
"What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade? Bangladesh"
"flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase"
"What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do? Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog."
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."
"""I have a dream that my children will live in a nation... not judged by the color of their skin, but by their follower count on Twitter."""
"To moma Yo moma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."