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Joke of the Day

"9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers...""You smell something funny?""."

"Who's the biggest bitch in a whole wide world? OPs mom"

"I like my women like I like my butter In a box, in a fridge."

"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."

"do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're viciously stabbing it? no? how about now?"

"I couldnt go back to work, especially after what my shitty boss said to me. Damn, what did he say? You are fired"

"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist."

"Your cough turns me on ""That's sick."""