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Joke of the Day

"9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers...""You smell something funny?""."

"Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet."

"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"

"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"

"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"

"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"

"What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes."