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Joke of the Day

"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."

"Why do Catholics eat fish on Good Friday? Because Jesus died for our fins."

"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!"

"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."

"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"

"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."

"Are you free on saturday? Of course im free im AMERICAN!"

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."