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Joke of the Day
"Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? Because they hate french press."
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"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers. I'm sorry"
"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"
"In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags."
"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"
"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your wife can take 3 dicks!"
"I had sex with a campfire. It was hot."
"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"
"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"
"What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck."