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Joke of the Day
"Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? Because they hate french press."
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"What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."
"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"
"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."
"How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff? Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet."
"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."
"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."
"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"