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Joke of the Day
"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."
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"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."
"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"
"ALCOHOL: The nighttime laughing, slurring, blurring, shouting, pounding head, confidence, so you can turnt shit up medicine."
"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."
"I got prescribed an antifungal... ... and now my girlfriend won't come near me."
"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."