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Joke of the Day

"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"

"What do men with big dicks eat for breakfast? If you had one you would know."

"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"

"My son touched my leg & said ""so soft!"" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys."

"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""

"A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears."

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"

"""OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary."

"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."

"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"