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Joke of the Day

"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"

"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"

"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"

"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."

"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited Chernobyl... it's 14"

"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."

"Dating a homeless girl I can just drop her off anywhere after the date right?"

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"