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Joke of the Day

"Wearing my bra really helps me focus on exams I love academic support."

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"What is Santa's favorite band? Slayer."
"Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window. Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room."
"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"
"How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"
"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"
"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"
"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"