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Joke of the Day
"who was the spiciest man to hit a homer in baseball sammy salsa"
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"whats red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave"
"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."
"What building has the most stories? A library."
"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"What else did Lochte say after the truth came out? This did not go swimmingly at all"
"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"
"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"
"What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated? Discuss"