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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call an earthquake fault? A: A topographical error."
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"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."
"What is the difference between a broken down bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."
"My wife just said to me that i'm a Pedophile and it is wrong -Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Now 1... or 2."
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."
"A boomerang is just a frisbee for loners."
"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"