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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a broken down bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"A man gestures to an empty parking lot... and says, ""This is all asphalt."" Then his ass says, ""Don't blame me."""

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"

"What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble"

"What did Mick Jones say when he offended the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner"

"This is a baby horse: it can walk 4 hours after it's born This is a baby human: don't touch its head wrong or you'll bonk its brain"

"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."

"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."

"Why couldn't the chord get into the bar? She was A minor."

"Punchline... Joke..."