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Joke of the Day
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."
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"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."
"What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe? Melon-Collie."
"Just saw a friend I haven't seen in 5 years ...he says: ""I still use your Netflix password!"""
"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"
"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"
"For this New Years resolution I'm not going to smoke any more weed. But I'm not gonna smoke any less either."
"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after sex? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"