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Joke of the Day

"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."

"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"

"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."

"Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant."

"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."

"ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything"