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Joke of the Day

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."

"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"

"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."

"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"

"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"

"I need help! So my friend is mormon and he always makes mexican jokes to me and I need something to get him back,so jokesters of reddit. Do you know any mormon jokes?"

"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"

"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."

"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."

"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"