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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."
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"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus"
"Nothing screams ""I don't care about being on time for work"" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning."
"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."
"Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? Because it wasn't ceiling."
"What does Tony Stark call his semen? Pepper spray"
"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"
"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""