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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."
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"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""
"I was gonna tell a joke about a midget giving head but that'd be a low blow."
"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."
"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"
"Why is poop tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut!"
"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"
"Why are ships referred to as ""she"" A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap."
"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."