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Joke of the Day

"With all the negative news lately ...about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen."

"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."

"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"

"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."

"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"

"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"

"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."