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Joke of the Day

"With all the negative news lately ...about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen."

"Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!"

"A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:"" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."" ""Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"""

"Thief: Did u see me rob this bank?nTeller: well, yes!nn*Teller shot in the head*nThief: DID U SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?nMe: No. But my wife did!"

"What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling"

"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"

"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"

"I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids."

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"