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Joke of the Day

"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"

"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"

"Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze"

"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""

"If I were a homeless guy, I'd walk up behind young women, put my arm around them & cop a feel on a boob because I have nothing to lose."

"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."

"Stops rape every time Consent"

"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"

"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."