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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."

"What were ACDC called when they were kids? ABCD"

"my roofing company has gone bankrupt. I kept saying ""this one's on the house"" every time I finished a roof, how could i be so stupid"

"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"

"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."

"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"

"I just met my 4 day old nephew yesterday, and today he acts like he doesn't even know me. Kids are assholes."

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."