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Joke of the Day

"Need the most offensive team name possible for beer Olympics team. I believe in you Internet"

"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"

"(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian. I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech."

"People are like the digestive system. In the end, they're all assholes."

"Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? He didn't have any body to go with him."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"

"If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod."

"*breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*"