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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""
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"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"
"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."
"My grandpa dropped this one on me over the phone. I'll see you in church, make sure you sit by the window."
"Someone just licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 Brazilian"
"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."
"The 7 days of my week.....Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday"
"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."
"Procrastinators unite! tomorrow"