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Joke of the Day

"DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos"

"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."

"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else."

"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""

"A baby seal walks into a club..."

"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."

"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."

"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"