199801

Joke of the Day

"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"

"Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature? Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness."

"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."

"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"

"When I get lost in Reddit, I instinctively click on ""Front"", and then regret it. I regReddit."

"what do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? Quattro cinco"

"I've got an Uncle Rube. I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same."

"What are your views on abortion? I'm undecided. On one hand, I like killing babies, on the other, I don't like giving women a choice."

"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"