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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"

"Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born."

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"

"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"

"The other day I managed to start my computer up with the touch of a random button I guess you could call it F8"

"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"

"Two men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've noticed"

"What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!"

"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"

"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"