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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"

"Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans? Because one more, and it would be too-farty."

"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"Hey ninja turtles, if youre trying to hide that youre turtles maybe dont drive around in a van thats customized to look like a giant turtle."

"Whats the hardest part eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"

"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."

"What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11."

"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."