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Joke of the Day
"7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?"
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"Guns don't kill people. Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information."
"Hey reddit, guess what's funnier than 24? 25"
"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."
"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"
"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."
"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."
"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"
"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"