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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Morgan Freeman will be too busy narrating his own birthday party, to actually be able to enjoy it?"

"NSFW What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors? An erection."

"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."

"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"

"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"

"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."

"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"

"The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me."

"Where do you see yourself in four years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her. He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester."