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Joke of the Day
"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"
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"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"
"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""
"What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows."
"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"
"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."
"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"
"I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk ""do you have anything by The Doors?"", and he replied, ""just the fire extinguisher""."
"""LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ASSHOLE!"" - People in yellow cars."
"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"