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Joke of the Day

"One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove? A tampon."

"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"

"What's the difference between raping and rapping? One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent."

"Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart? Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe."

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."

"Toilets and Ketchup! Simply by leaving a few ketchup packets under the toilet seat, you've set the scene for a harmless prank that will leave the recipiant speechless!"

"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."

"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"my doctor said for every upvote this gets, i will lose one rib I only need 24 and then I can finally give myself head Edit: chill guys extra upvotes are gonna start taking my organs"

"Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach? Nevermind, it's an inside joke."