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Joke of the Day
"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."
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"I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it."
"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"
"Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's"
"Sex (nsfw) What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your whole week.. (hole weak)"
"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"
"There is a fine line between ""important to me"" and ""dead to me."" Don't walk it."
"If your status update contains the words, ""I know 99% of you won't repost this,"" there is a 99% chance you're an idiot."