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Joke of the Day

"I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it."

"Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off."

"You can read his mind in his face. Yes it's usually a complete blank."

"What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""

"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"Whats the difference between a joke and 2 dicks. You cant take a joke"

"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."

"I forgot my coffee this morning so I'm gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe."