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Joke of the Day

"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"

"How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment"

"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."

"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home."

"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"

"Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes. Easy enough, eh?"

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!"