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Joke of the Day
"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."
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"[arguing w girlfriend] Her: I feel like we have communication problems. Me: srsly? wow I text u like every day."
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