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"I hate people who don't finish"
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"Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?"
"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"
"Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem."
"Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way."
"So I go in for my physical... And the doctor says ""I need a semen, stool, and urine sample."" I say ""Gee doc, I'm in a big hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?"" *Taken from Bill Paxton in Predator 2.*"
"When my wife asks me why I'm always late home from work I tell her I was getting some In-N-Out. She hasn't figured out why I'm still hungry when I get home."
"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector? Well, one is a toy-loving vapist..."
"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"