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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector? Well, one is a toy-loving vapist..."

"Most of adulthood is getting upset over not being invited to things that you wouldn't have gone to even if you were invited"

"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."

"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""

"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""

"Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had."

"Dang girl you're so hot because you have all the physical attributes that the general media has conditioned me to find attractive."

"What is cowhide mostly used for? Keeping cows from falling apart."

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."