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Joke of the Day
"Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way."
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"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"
"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"
"What is a bear after it is 10 years old? 11 years old."
"Why is a bad government like a bikini? Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall."
"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"
"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."
"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"
"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"
"I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling"